Your Fortune Chocky

You cracked me
Like a fortune cookie
"Don't Give Up Now!"
Your Fortune Chocky, won't let you down!

Trust me
Your Fortune Chocky!

Project "SCREW UP!"

So much of mis-communication or just NOT ENOUGH OF TALKING?
Didn't I interpret it correctly or I am HIGHLY IMAGINATIVE?
Been taught to improvise and think outside the box, my thought was OVERBOARD!
What I really want is ........JUST THIS!
Which is ........ what is it ACTUALLY CALL?
Nobody is gonna pay for something they didn't want in the first place
Nobody is gonna admit that they screw up from the very beginning
Nobody is gonna confess that this is what they wanted but just in a different color
Let's just be humored with speculations, executions, deliverance and perseverance

This is the perfect illustration!

Naturally Undisturbed Talents (N.U.T)

This is specially dedicated to my NUT Mate
(Name will not be disclosed for privacy purpose)

We are the Rat Pack, Intelligent Brats
Our wits are sharp, Our humor darts
Almost feel like self-praising, But if we are NUT-like
We see Nut-to-Nut, Our thoughts are so aligned
We play quizzes in Facebook, We are NUTS about them
Am sure that we aint NUTs, Cos we are so NUT tight
It is proven we are NUT alone, For we have found each other
Our chats are so NUT-ty and funny, We are just NUT crackers

So my NUT Mate, From one NUT to another NUT
It really takes 2 NUTs to tango, All NUT long
It will be the show case of our Naturally Undisturbed Talents (N.U.T)

Fun in Hell

Let's gather round the bonfire
Where the fun never ends......

Toasted marshmallow
Steaming cuppa Milo.
Barbies Queue
Blondes skewed.
Foul jobs accepted
Decency rejected.
Don on the FCUK
Do a little bit of FUCK.
Orgynising
Hornimising.

1st ... remember the password ...

Treater Tricker
Helluva Lucifer!

Good luck in being bad
Otherwise, there is still Heaven, don't be sad!

Thank You!

Gimme your best shot...
Throw me your best stone
Stab me with your sharpest knife
Slapstick me with your critics
Drown me in your sorrow
Jolt me with joy
Impress me with your attitude
Slash me with your ugly gratitude
Puzzle me with life obstacles
Show me, I am going to be the spectator
Whether it rains or it shines
Whether it is dark or bright
Whatever come my way
I am always going to be grateful each day.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Banananananaas

I love BANANAS
Going bananas
Easy peasy
Just peel the skin
B A N A N A S

Happy

You are so happy
You are so smiley
You are so bright
You light up my night
Your eyes are like night lights
Sparkling like stars in the skies.

Now I can switch off the lights
And save my electricity
Cos with your smile tonight
I will sleep happy.

YES, I am LEO!